The derpy herper/Arachnofondler

rorschachx:

Antsingy leaf chameleon (Brookesia perarmata) - Madagascar | image by David d’O

reptiglo:

Leaf Tail gecko 3 by [ CK ] on Flickr.
Snake tag drinking game

gears-keep-turning:

butthurtherpetologist:

snoots-and-boops:

alltailnolegs:

omniturtle:

jennyrage gave me the idea for this, and I thought it would be funny to make one. So:

1 shot for every leucistic called an albino.
1 shot for every snake that’s called poisonous
1 shot for every harmless snake called deadly or venomous (2 shots if it’s an ETB or GTP)
2 shots for every photoshopped ETB/GTP
2 shots for every ETB called a GTP, or vice versa
2 shots for every ball python called a boa
2 shots for every time someone makes the “snakes are just tails with faces” joke

disclaimer: don’t actually do this i’m pretty sure it’s not safe

are you trying to kill me I hit at least 2-3 of these a day.

also 1 shot for every black snake called a black mamba

I don’t want to die though.

I would get alcohol poisoning within 3 minutes

We need to come up with a special drink for the black mamba one and call it “the Brad”

householdgeckos:

Really need to figure out how to fix up my light box.. Lighting has been really off as of late and it’s getting a bit frustrating when half the photos cannot be used due to being blurry.. Anyways have some more geckos. Love it when they smile for the camera.. <3

Also I adore the speckling on my new super snow eclipse girls tail.~

housebatbetta:

aquarium44:

Betta tank <3 by Oliver Knott

This is so good that I’m experiencing at least three of the seven deadly sins.

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

beepepepepepep

batsonthebrain:

nanner:

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.

More pictures of Luna, the “mean” corn snake, and me!