jennyrage gave me the idea for this, and I thought it would be funny to make one. So:
1 shot for every leucistic called an albino.
1 shot for every snake that’s called poisonous
1 shot for every harmless snake called deadly or venomous (2 shots if it’s an ETB or GTP)
2 shots for every photoshopped ETB/GTP
2 shots for every ETB called a GTP, or vice versa
2 shots for every ball python called a boa
2 shots for every time someone makes the “snakes are just tails with faces” joke
disclaimer: don’t actually do this i’m pretty sure it’s not safe
are you trying to kill me I hit at least 2-3 of these a day.
also 1 shot for every black snake called a black mamba
I don’t want to die though.
I would get alcohol poisoning within 3 minutes
We need to come up with a special drink for the black mamba one and call it “the Brad”
Really need to figure out how to fix up my light box.. Lighting has been really off as of late and it’s getting a bit frustrating when half the photos cannot be used due to being blurry.. Anyways have some more geckos. Love it when they smile for the camera.. <3
Also I adore the speckling on my new super snow eclipse girls tail.~
Betta tank <3 by Oliver Knott
This is so good that I’m experiencing at least three of the seven deadly sins.
And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”
If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.